castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

I Should not be laughing but omg this is funny

(via fangirlingandrevolutionizing)

The Seven Shittiest Sins.

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

(via march1st)

thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

(Source: there-th3re, via zayndrivesmeinvain)

ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom

i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

(via morningsuns)

spankmeniall:

do one direction even do interviews anymore or have they reached the beyonce level of fame where they don’t do interviews

(via knocked-up-niam)

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

(via danboobs)

lameborghini:

why would i wear pants when i could not wear pants

(via presssure-to-be-perfectt)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: mcgoofys, via seethepatternofmycuts)